R-Rated Life Coach
A highly specialized talent scout with an uncanny ability to locate the wealthiest person in any room within seconds of arrival.
How to Play the Role
- Casually ask what everyone does for a living.
- Compliment expensive watches, shoes, and cars like they’re old friends.
- Refer to strangers as “an investment opportunity.”
- Drop subtle hints about your luxurious taste… regardless of your budget.
- Ask if anyone has a boat before learning their name.
- Laugh a little too hard at wealthy people’s jokes.
- Inspect drinks to determine who ordered the most expensive one.
Things You Might Say
- “So… what do you do?”
- “Is that Rolex real?”
- “Money can’t buy happiness… but let’s test that.”
- “I can fix him… if he’s rich.”
- “I don’t chase people. I follow assets.”
- “That’s husband material.”
- “I love a strong investment portfolio.”
Party Challenge
Casually work the words “salary,” “vacation home,” or “boat” into three different conversations.
The Daddy Recruiter isn’t shallow… they’re just conducting a thorough financial background check. Stay charming, keep networking, and never let a premium cocktail go unnoticed.
