R-Rated Life Coach
A self-appointed guru delivering brutally honest advice with questionable wisdom and suspicious accuracy.
How to Play the Role
- Give brutally honest advice like you’re doing everyone a favor.
- Read people with uncomfortable accuracy, then act like it was obvious.
- Deliver insults in the tone of an inspirational quote.
- Interrupt chaos with unsolicited wisdom no one asked for.
- Tell people exactly what their problem is, then casually sip your drink.
- Use phrases like “honestly, babe…” before saying something devastating.
- Act completely shocked when people are offended by your accuracy.
Things You Might Say
- “I’m not judging you. I’m observing a pattern.”
- “That wasn’t a mistake, that was a character reveal.”
- “I’m saying this with love and legal concern.”
- “Healing starts when you stop texting him back.”
- “That was brave. Not smart, but brave.”
- “You’re welcome.”
Party Challenge
Give three people wildly inappropriate life advice that somehow sounds helpful.
The R-Rated Life Coach thrives on confidence, timing, and questionable wisdom. The goal is to roast with affection, read the room, and make people laugh without turning the party into an actual intervention.
