Energy Slam
👥: 4–12 Players | ⏱️: 10–20 Minutes
🧠: Team Challenge
🏆 Battle for the Chaos Crown one outrageous answer at a time.
WHAT YOU NEED
- Character Cards
- Reveal Cards
- Energy Markers
- A timer
- Something to track points
- Unreasonable confidence
SETUP
- Deal each player a Character Card, the matching Reveal Card, and an Energy Marker.
- Players form teams based on their Energy Marker.
- If only one player has a particular Energy Marker, they compete as a solo team.
- Choose the Supreme Bitch to read the prompts, manage the timer, and settle tied votes.
- Choose 5 rounds for a quick game or play all 10 rounds for the full Energy Slam.
HOW TO PLAY
The answer isn’t important. The commitment is.
- The Supreme Bitch reads the round’s prompt.
- All Energy teams have 30 seconds to create an answer simultaneously.
- One spokesperson from each team delivers its answer.
- Every answer must reflect the team’s Energy Marker while the spokesperson stays true to their Character Card and Reveal Card.
- After every team has answered, the room votes for the funniest, most chaotic, or most in-character response.
- The winning Energy team earns 1 point.
Teams must choose a different spokesperson each round whenever possible.
THE VOTE
- Each player receives one vote.
- You cannot vote for your own Energy team.
- The response with the most votes wins the round.
- If the vote is tied, the Supreme Bitch chooses the winner.
ROUNDS 1–5
📺 ROUND 1: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES TAGLINE
Your Energy team just joined The Real Housewives. What is your opening tagline?
Examples:
- Queen: “I don’t start drama. I approve it.”
- Fire: “If I’m too much, find less.”
- Sparkle: “I came for brunch and somehow started a riot.”
🍸 ROUND 2: YOUR ENERGY OPENS A BAR
What is the bar called, and what signature cocktail is everyone ordering?
Example:
- Queen: Bar: “Royalty” — Cocktail: “The Royal Reins”
🚔 ROUND 3: YOUR ENERGY GETS ARRESTED
Your Energy team is officially in custody. What was the charge?
Examples:
- Queen: “Taking whatever she wants and running out.”
- Fire: “Thinking a Roman candle was an actual candle in the club.”
💘 ROUND 4: YOUR ENERGY JOINS A DATING SHOW
The cameras are rolling and your Energy team is looking for love—or screen time. What is your opening line?
Examples:
- Queen: “I’ll make you kiss the ring, but it’ll also go around your cock.”
- Sparkle: “I can make it glitter. You just have to guess from where.”
🎓 ROUND 5: YOUR ENERGY TEACHES A MASTERCLASS
Your Energy team is now completely unqualified to educate the public. What is the class called?
Examples:
- Fire: “How to Become Someone’s Regret in 24 Hours”
- Queen: “Delegation, Domination, and Looking Expensive”
ROUNDS 6–10
✈️ ROUND 6: YOUR ENERGY MISSES A FLIGHT
The plane left without your Energy team. What happened?
Examples:
- Queen: “I don’t wait on flights. Flights come to me.”
- Fire: “The 20-inch dildo in my bag had TSA hot and bothered.”
🔮 ROUND 7: YOUR ENERGY STARTS A CULT
Your Energy team has attracted a suspiciously devoted following. What is the cult’s slogan?
Examples:
- Mystic: “Listen to Bussy Beat.”
- Fire: “It’s always more fun when you dip your feet in the fire side.”
📱 ROUND 8: YOUR ENERGY’S LAST GOOGLE SEARCH
The search history has been exposed. What was your Energy team’s last Google search?
Examples:
- Mystic: “Signs the universe is obsessed with me.”
- Scandalous: “Can Venmo transactions be used in court?”
🏆 ROUND 9: YOUR ENERGY WINS AN AWARD
Your Energy team is being honored for its questionable contributions to society. What award did it win?
Examples:
- Sparkle: “Most Likely to Turn a Funeral into a Party”
- Fire: “Lifetime Achievement in Bad Decisions”
🌎 ROUND 10: YOUR ENERGY BECOMES PRESIDENT
Your Energy team now controls the country. What is the first law it passes?
BONUS LIGHTNING ROUNDS
Need a tiebreaker or want to keep the chaos going? Give every Energy team 15 seconds to answer one of these:
- Twerk-off opponent
- Worst ex
- Reality television show
- Drag name
- Last meal
- Funeral theme
- Spirit animal
- Villain origin story
- Group-chat name
- Signature cocktail
- Warning label
THE CHAOS CROWN
After the final round, total the points.
The Energy team with the most points is crowned:
SUPREME SLAM CHAMPIONS
They claim the Chaos Crown and eternal bragging rights.
The room may also vote for:
- Most Creative Energy
- Most Unhinged Energy
- Best Spokesperson
- Most Questionable Answer
QUESTIONS & CHAOS CONTROL
DO ALL FIVE ENERGIES NEED TO BE REPRESENTED?
No. Play with whichever Energy Markers were dealt.
WHAT IF ONLY ONE PLAYER HAS AN ENERGY?
That player competes as a solo Energy team.
DOES EVERY PLAYER HAVE TO SPEAK?
Teams should rotate spokespersons so everyone gets a chance to represent their Energy Marker.
CAN WE VOTE FOR OUR OWN TEAM?
No. Delusion has limits.
WHAT IF TWO RESPONSES TIE?
The Supreme Bitch selects a Bonus Lightning Round prompt for the tied teams. They have 15 seconds to answer, and the room votes again.
DO WE HAVE TO PLAY ALL 10 ROUNDS?
No. Play 5 rounds for a quick game or all 10 rounds for the full Energy Slam.
WHAT MAKES A RESPONSE GOOD?
The best response is not necessarily the smartest. It should be funny, committed, and unmistakably shaped by the team’s Energy Marker.