The Unsolicited Opinion
R-Rated Life Coach
The Unsolicited Opinion
R-Rated Life Coach
Some cocktails are meant to please everyone. This isn’t one of them.
Like all great opinions, this one may surprise you at first, but give it another sip. The best things in life are often an acquired taste.
The Unsolicited Opinion Recipe
Servings
1
spritzPrep time
2
minutesIngredients
3 oz Carpano Antica Formula Sweet Vermouth (or Martini & Rossi Rosso)
2 oz Campari
3 oz Prosecco
1 oz club soda
Fresh Blood Orange Slice
Large ice cubes
Directions
- Fill the Glass
Fill a large wine glass with plenty of ice.
"And remember, doll... ice melts. Standards shouldn't." - Pour
Add the Rosso vermouth, Campari, Prosecco, and finish with a splash of club soda.
Give it one gentle stir.
"Stir the cocktail. Not the drama." - Taste
Take a sip.
If you love it, congratulations, you have impeccable taste.
"If you're anything like me and prefer a little extra bite, add another splash of Campari.
Being this bitter doesn't happen on its own. I'm not judging. I'm documenting." - Garnish
Add a fresh blood orange slice.
For a little extra drama, express an orange peel over the glass before dropping it in.
"Blood oranges carry protective energy... or maybe they just look dramatic. Either way, your aura deserves the upgrade."
Unsolicited Opinion
- Some cocktails are meant to please everyone. This isn't one of them.
Like all great opinions, this one may surprise you at first—but give it another sip. The best things in life are often an acquired taste.
