Booty Bandit
A mischievous menace with wandering hands, questionable boundaries, and absolutely no self-control. Operates on impulse. Regrets nothing.
How to Play the Role
- Compliment people’s butts like you’re judging a pageant.
- Make dramatic (consensual) fake attempts at a booty grab, then immediately act innocent.
- Call every impressive backside “an absolute work of art.”
- Offer unsolicited squat tips with complete confidence.
- Whenever someone walks away, quietly admire the “view.”
- If someone bends over, gasp dramatically and announce, “I’m trying to be better!”
- Casually scan the room as if you’re always searching for your next target.
Things You Might Say
- “I’m just here to appreciate the craftsmanship.”
- “I’m looking respectfully… mostly.”
- “It’s called positive reinforcement.”
- “I’m an equal opportunity admirer.”
- “That booty chose me.”
Party Challenge
Earn bonus laughs by getting three people to laugh without ever actually touching anyone.
The best Booty Bandits don’t rely on booty grabs, they rely on commitment. Lean into the character with outrageous confidence, exaggerated reactions, and ridiculous one-liners. The fun comes from making everyone laugh, not making anyone uncomfortable.
